Happy birthday John Prescott

Posted by Chris Morris on 31st May 2009

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I spoke briefly with former deputy prime minister John Prescott. He’s been caught up in the expenses row like so many MPs, and it was interesting to hear his perspective. Politicians on the telly often seem so distant – and they are. But when one of them makes eye contact and tells you what life’s like for them, it’s like that moment when you first realised your parents are only human too.

The story with John is that he claimed for two toilet seats. Of all the stories going round, this one would be insignificant if it wasn’t so funny to picture John sitting on the toilet and the poor toilet collapsing under the pressure.

What really happened is he bought a toilet seat (which he paid for himself), and while a plumber was there anyway, to fix his taps, he asked him to fit the seat too. Unfortunately it wasn’t a good fit (because John had bought the wrong size seat!) and when he next had a plumber in again for something else, he asked him to tighten the seat.

Only in media land could this translate to “Prezza claims for two toilet seats in two years”.

I think we actually get better politicians than we deserve. When I worked in Parliament, I was amazed by how dedicated and caring most MPs are. The so-called gravy train is pathetic compared to what most of them could earn in other walks of life. The greedy politician is mostly a media invention.

I couldn’t help but laugh at the image of John destroying a succession of toilets. But I think he deserves better, and I think we all deserve better than to be represented by people we turn into figures of fun. Satire is good for democracy; disdain isn’t.

Congratulations to John for rising above it – and also for becoming a grandfather this week.



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10 responses:

Pritpal

31st May 2009 (1:44 pm)

Very well said my man. People get into politics to make their communities better. An MPs salary is £64,000 per year and you can easily better that in business.


Anne Ellis

31st May 2009 (2:56 pm)

Good to see you blogging Chris. The expenses scandal is a hypocritical farce: all this fuss has been cooked up by the media, and journalists have been on the gravy train for generations. I absolutely agree it’s damaging to politics, but a weaker Parliament is good for the media barons, no?


Ronnie

31st May 2009 (9:34 pm)

£64k isn’t small change, do they really work for it? My estimation is they boss us around and make us pay for it, isn’t that how it works? It does look like a gravy train to me Chris, but that’s an outsider’s view I guess.


Julie

31st May 2009 (10:52 pm)

Go blogger! Spot on as usual kiddo.


Wendy Sulivan

1st June 2009 (11:16 am)

I expected your blog to be more NLP-oriented but this was more interesting :)


Chas Newkey-Burden

1st June 2009 (1:21 pm)

I agree with Anne about the hypocrisy of journalists, a crowd who have never been shy of fiddling expenses.

And what about all those TV phone-line scandals, some of which made the MPs’ “crimes” seem like innocence personified?

Every magazine I’ve worked on has distributed competition prizes among the staff, while allowing readers to write/phone/email in with raised hopes of winning themselves.

I’ve been a writer since the mid-1990s and I’ve noticed how in the past five years or so, media corporations are really starting to clamp down on journalists’ expenses excesses. Could this be helping to fuel their (hypocritical) indignation?


Katie Abbott

1st June 2009 (10:24 pm)

Just to say Chris- thanks for writing an article that I found easy to digest and made me think.


Nick Alessi

2nd June 2009 (12:37 am)

If you can persuade us to trust politicians, you can persuade us of anything. I’m wary of you, hypnoboy!


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