Chris Morris
A dozen things you may find mildly interesting…
I’ve slept in the same bed as Justin Timberlake. Unfortunately not on the same night.
I’ve sung on stage with Robbie Williams.
Following a strange psychological experiment, I find Princess Anne incredibly sexy.
I was manhandled by Robert Mugabe for calling him a torturer (before that was fashionable).
I spent a year working on the original ‘Page3.com’ and some other naughty websites.
I played Yniold in the Questors Theatre production of Pelleas and Melisande, when I was eleven. According to the Richmond and Twickenham Times, it was a very engaging performance!
I have written for The Evening Standard, The Independent, The New Statesman, Time Out and ID, and made programmes for BBC Radio Five.
My granddad was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President Harry Truman for his scientific work during World War II.
My happiest time so far was on honeymoon with Chas, driving down the coast of California with the roof down, drinking strawberry lemonade and listening to Green Day.
The bestselling biography of Simon Cowell is dedicated to me.
I have two half-brothers who I haven’t met but hope to one day.
Tim Minchin is my god.